Friday, September 11, 2009

Shannon Gets Laid, Successful Thursday

Blogging is supposed to be my anti-food, but that's a complete fail because I am eating hummus right now. In my defense, all I've eaten today is a bagel, hummus, and soft-serve ice cream. SUCH a balanced diet. Not.

Successful night at Turtle because I got it in, unfortunately I kicked him out of my room 15 minutes ago because sadly I have a roommate. You'd think that having sex would make me not sexually frustrated, but no, I just want more sex. Dude graduated from JMU in 2007, you do the math. My life is a total catch-22 because I am SO OVER college guys, yet that means that I am left with the already-graduated-yet-coming-back-to-scam-on-college-girls dudes. At least this gives me someone new to DT (drunk text); I think I've worn out my welcome with everyone else by now.

Anyway, life is also successful because I found 1) a Target giftcard and 2) a pack of Camels on the floor of Turtle. Except I am thinking of quitting social smoking as I read in Cosmo that even the occasional cigarette is horrible on your lungs. I'm about to log onto target.com to see how much this gift card is worth...oh shit 50$$$. Haha my life is nice...

...except I still wish I was having sex right now.




EDIT: After I wrote this, I went to talk to the guys on the floor because I was bored out of my mind. I told them about finding the Target giftcard, and one of them pointed out that I should use it ASAP, since giftcards can be cancelled. So at 3:30 am, I ordered this camera:

I haven't had a camera since last April when I woke up in Lauren's old roommate's bed with my Canon Powershot lying next to me, smashed. So I'm really excited about this one. It shipped on Saturday so I should have it in a few days.
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Oh and if you want to see what I was wearing, here it is:


No lie I am just posting that because I think my legs look good.

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