Shannon Is Sick, Starts Blog

Hi I'm Shannon and I decided to write a blog because my life is fascinating. No doubt that future generations will want to read this.

I'm an 18 year old sophomore in college. I'm a finance major in the business school, and planning on adding a double major in economics once I get my lazy ass around to it. I'm minoring in partying. Just kidding.

This is me:

This is me and my roommate Lauren, who I love:

(Poll: do you think my arms look like legs? I mean, seriously, I have mad fat arms)
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Lauren and I have only been living together for 12 days and we have already started to develop separation anxiety when one of us, say, goes to the gym. This is a sign that we are excellent roommates. We have already fallen in love with all the freshmen on our floor and supply them with alcohol and fake IDs. Our room is mad cute:

The person waving is, obviously, me. Ignore me looking Not Hot; I'm not wearing any makeup.
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Anyway, in case you're wondering about the title of this post, I'm sick =( I totally skipped all my classes and laid around and did nothing today, besides watching What Not to Wear and reading Tucker Max. I'm pulling for full recovery by tomorrow though, so I can go out. In case you're living in a box (or reading this 10 years in the future) swine flu is totally on the rage. I don't think I have it though. We'll see. Oink, oink.